So picture this..........
Its late afternoon, the sun is setting creating a beautiful array of colours in the sky. The air is fresh, the birds are chirping and the waves are crashing in the ocean ..... ( ok the cars are cruising down the freeway, but i pretend its the ocean!).
I am off for my walk and decide to explore a new route around my 'burb. Now i'm usually a social person when walking and will generally smile or say hello to the passers by.... But there are exceptions.....
As i entered this street i could see this old mate standing in his driveway up ahead. He was 60 odd, had a beer gut hanging over his pants and a stubby in hand. Total bogan if you ask me.
It's times like this when i choose to walk fast, eyes focussed straight ahead and i do not utter a word or catch a glance. As i approached him, i could feel his eyes staring me up and down.... "Fuckin pervert is what I thought to myself!" .. So i picked up the pace and as i was passing him by i hear this,
" You look angry love, if i went down on you, you'd be happier!"
WHAT THE FUCK!
DIRTY FUCKIN PERVERT!
Who the fuck says shit like that! Old mate needs a karate kick where the sun don't shine! I for sure will NOT be walking down that street again!
WTF alright!!!! You poor chicki, what a DFP alright - yuk! D*ckhead. Hope someone comes and bites HIM in the ass one day.
ReplyDeleteChin up chick, here's to an awesome (long) weekend.
xo
Ugh - I hate it when that sort of thing happens. Wish those people would just drop off the face of the earth. Take care, C
ReplyDeleteso grossss! i was once walking down mill(a street in tempe with a ton of bars...and homeless people...) and someone yelled "i want to drink your bath water!"
ReplyDeleteWHY ARE PEOPLE SO CREEPPYyY!!
thats gross you should call police you never know if he would do that to a little girl or a child.
ReplyDeleteThere are some sick dirty F**kers out there that need more then a Karate Kick to there you know what!!! Time to explore another street of your "burb" but don't blame you if you would rather stick to the treadmill!
ReplyDeleteOh man...that's bad...totally creepy.
ReplyDeleteI shouldn't, but this post made me laugh. Go sic em, Rex!!
ReplyDeleteewwwwwwww I wonder if that line has actually worked for him in the past?! dickhead!
ReplyDeleteThat.is.dis.gusting.
ReplyDeleteExcept for the fact you would have had to go near him, I would have smashed that beer can into his face.
All is good in the hood girls! Sorry about the pun lol. Thanks for all your comments. I've have come to terms with the fact that 'the girls' will cause attention of various sorts and that there will always be some DFPs out there, but i will never enter old mate's street again so he will never cop another look!
ReplyDeleteLizzi- that comment is totally gross too!
LizN - i see the funny side too. I was telling a friend about it yesterday and couldnt help but giggle
Tara- maybe on someone who dressed the same way haha
I hate to say it but your blog did make me laugh... Esp when you were calling him old mate.. haha.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately the world is full of f*ck-tards like that. What can you do but publically shame him out on your blog and avoid that street from now on... Good call.
(Could always annonymously call crime stoppers and tell them he's a coke dealer... or Poison his pets.... or blow up his letter box...Jus sayin..)lol
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